Trace Alexander Elias Williamson
Born in Fresno, California
My secret ambition is to: learn how to make a good pair of jeans and sell them for outrageous prices to snooty fashionistas
I'm compulsive about: spending, important decisions
Best advice I ever got: don't let other people influence how you feel, just do whatever makes you feel good
2 bad habits I have:
compulsive spending
looking at myself in the mirror
Food I would never let cross my lips: rotten pig intestines
I would never kiss someone who: I'm not severely attracted to
Secret about you (that's not too deep): I don't think I'll ever be really happy with myself until I have three perfect pairs of jeans
Behind my back people say: he's stupid
Pet peeve(s): people who are more messy than I am
Most embarrassing moment: being 18
Best gift I ever got: a soft kiss after a week in Brigham City, or an iPod
Best gift I ever gave: a digital camera
Before I die I just have to: grind a handrail
Favorite games: Risk
4 jobs I've had:
* corona pools
* good earth natural foods
* mcdonalds
* janitor
Favorite sports: skateboarding
Favorite joke: knock knock, who's there, go f yourself
Favorite cartoon/cartoonist:
Best way to relax: cover up in a blanket with a book about the destruction of native American civilizations
Favorite animal: dogs and all wild beasts
Best advice I ever gave: it was probably about painting
Favorite place in the world to be: cuddling watching a movie, or skateboarding on a crisp autumn day
Most fun thing I did in 2007: tubing down the provo river, hiking up the falls once or twice a week
Best book(s) I ever read: geek love, eureka street, bury my heart at wounded knee
4 things I'd like for my birthday that cost less than $20:
- t-shirts
Eye color: murky green
What do you usually eat for breakfast: a glass of water with a side of depression
Favorite CD at the moment: modest mouse's discography
Characteristic you despise: unreasonable meanness
Characteristic you most admire: thrifty-ness
If you could take a vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go: Alaska or Japan
Favorite TV show: Flight of the Conchords
Would retire to: Springville. It's where happiness goes to die
Morning or night person: late afternoon
Pets: sure
What did you want to be when you were little: cowboy, BMX rider, ninja
Favorite candy: just whatevs
Favorite flower(s): the big pretty ones with very wide petals
5 favorite songs:
- It's all Nice on Ice- Modest Mouse
- Who Left the Lights Off Baby?- Guillimots
- Happiness is a Warm Gun- The Beatles
- The Ocean Breathes Salty- Modest Mouse
- Barnacles- Ugly Casanova
Favorite Christmas tradition: getting woken up by the funniest little sisters I've ever seen
If you were a crayon what color would you be: Maroon
Favorite soda: juice squeezes
Favorite restaurant: Las Tarascas
Hair color: brown
Favorite toy as a kid: just like, cars and army men
4 things people don't know about me:
- I make spaghetti sauce with black olives
- I gave my niece Jensie her first piece of candy AND first piece of gum
- I am always up for giving someone a tattoo-prison style
- my nickname growing up was "Bia"
What were you doing 10 years ago: getting baptized and planning on a mission
Fears: being disliked
Favorite pig-out food: sandwiches
Favorite day of the week: Saturday
Things I enjoy: skateboarding, art, toast, crying, laughing, singing, walking, sleeping, money, spending money, new pants and vans, driving nice cars, kissing, making food, cleaning if I 'm in the mood, showering after I get really sweaty, riding the bus and looking out the window, pretending I'm the lead singer in a band
What would I do if I were suddenly a billionaire: buy a car and a house, probably blow the rest
I'm exceptionally good at: drawing, I wish skateboarding, making other people bummed
The smell of ______ makes me gag: people who don't shower and smell like onions
